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Just a goofy, South Park loving hopeful novelist~

kidcavaller:

pssst, hey. lets just pretend every day in october is stan’s birthday. that way, im not late in saying happy birthday ya big pumpkin baby.

ascendmotherfucker:

johnathanegbert:

i found the video

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Are you shitting me?

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confused-yet-amused:

theyellowbuttroad:

mynameisemmegoddamnit:

loyaltothemightiestheroes:

THATS RIGHT.

REBLOGGED THIS ONE BEFORE BUT I DONT EVEN FUCKING CARE 

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS

WHAT FUCKING MOVIE OR SHOW IS THIS WHAT IS THIS WHAT THE FUCK

The Family. The acting in this movie is superb.

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They Won’t Let Anyone Limit Their Joy

When your sense of pleasure and satisfaction are derived from comparing yourself to others, you are no longer the master of your own happiness. When emotionally intelligent people feel good about something that they’ve done, they won’t let anyone’s…

drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

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im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

letourmonkeyscry:

darksilenceinsuburbia:

Andy Goldsworthy

Woven Branch Arch & Woven Branch Circular Arch

Langholm, Drumfriesshire

1986

hang on a sec this means that someone stole that picture claiming they ‘found it while hiking’ and it has more notes that this one. PROTECT THE ARTIST GUYS

A royal boy wants to buy a sword

outofcontextdnd:

DM: Does anyone speak Infernal?
Our Human wizard: Oh, I do.
The sword: GIVE ME THE BOY.
Our human wizard: I recommend that sword.

killbenedictcumberbatch:

i scrolled past this and then i went back up and played it and the sound was off for whatever reason but i listened to it and i’m really glad i did

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mdt:

epistemologicalfallacy:

goats are literally Masters of Physics

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The fourth dimension is not time.

It is goat.

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