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Just a goofy, South Park loving hopeful novelist~

(Source: dreamingofyoucouldhavebeen)

ukaisha:

News flash: telling me I’m “pretty strong/tough/determined/knowledgable/cool/reasonable for a girl” is not a compliment.

You’re so right! (For a woman)

tags: jk + uki + lol + just kidding +

creaturesfromdreams:

xombiedirge:

Stitch vs Venom by Steven Womack / Store

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breakmelikeapromise:

slightlypsychicparade:

elleduzitwell:

DO NOT SCROLL PASS. THIS IS YOUR DAUGHTER, YOUR SISTER, YOUR FRIEND. PLEASE HELP TO BRING #relisha #rudd BACK HOME SAFE AND SOUND.

This isn’t a scam, or an abuser trying to find someone hiding from them.

I live in the area, and it’s all over the news. This child is REALLY missing.

More photos of Relisha and the man the FBI believe abducted her

imaginefallout:

imaginefallout:

imaginefallout:

imaginefallout:

imaginefallout:

imaginefallout:

imaginefallout:

blue screen of death

System has encountered an error and needs to shut down… your life.

He’ll monitor your journey to the afterlife.

404 error: mercy not found

Death really knows how to crash a party.

control-alt-death

you better reblog this because those jokes lost me 3 followers.

tags: dowedo +

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

As a twin I have never asked myself this question and am now horrified at the thought of this very question.

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore)

gooseko:

iplaybassoon13:

dantheinsane1:

zenpencils:

ERICA GOLDSON: Graduation speech

Erica Goldson must have had some serious balls to give this speech

This is beautiful.

this is so wonderful 

morilatte:

c’mon grab your friends~

tags: dowedo +

zabria22:

zabria22

Or you can go the repo way and sing along to “I’m infected by your genetics”

festeringfae:

Reminder that the creators of Night Vale made their show without any corporate sponsorship or financial compensation other than donations and selling T-shirts and they made it to the number one slot on Itunes and they did it with a godblessed openly queer protagonist and an explicitly dark-skinned love interest thank you and good night.